Ass Wisard

1. Mamas boy
2. Fag that goes to subway parties and does lean
3. Wigga that listens to fetty wap

1.
Mom: GIVE ME MY DAILY BLOWJOB OR ILL THROW YOU IN THE BDSM DUNGEON AGAIN
Ass Wisard: no plz not the nut cracker

2:

Ass Wisard: aye homie u goin to da party 2nite?
Guy: where at homes?
Ass Wisard: subway there's goin 2 b lean plz cum (in my mouth lul)
3:
Ughhh fetty wap IS MY DADDY

by Fagatron Mcsquisator June 18, 2016

Ass Wizard

1.Anyone who posseses the skill of taking it in the ass.
2.Gay man in a wizard's costume.
3.Used as the ultimate insult.

Sam: Man, you're so retarded!

Joel: Smoke my pole ass wizard.

Sam has no comeback, because there is no comeback to being called am ass wizard.

by AJZ - colubus day 2008 February 20, 2009

wizard of ass

Betty Whites' interpretation of the Wizard of Oz in parody.

The character that played the wizard in Wizard of Oz may of well been called the Wizard of Ass since he was shrewd and mean when greeting his guests!

by ErinGoBragh December 30, 2016

asswizard

One who wizards the ass.

That Brad is a huge asswizard.

by Matt Heston September 1, 2008

asswizard

One who wizards the ass.

That Brad sure is an asswizard.

by Matt Heston September 1, 2008