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Test tube ass nigga 

An immature male that is not street smart and cannot properly take care of himself. They generally are mama's boys, fuckboys, and not wearing the pants in relationships etc.
Someone oughta to teach that test tube ass nigga how to make his own money. 24 and still sitting on the couch and smoking all day smh.
the lower part of the digestive track adjacent the anus; the rectum
If you have rough anal sex then you may end up with a sore asstube for a while.
asstube by real id guy June 7, 2009
A tube that is shoved up someone's ass. Liquids are then able to be passed through the tube into the person's anal cavity therefore giving them special sensations.
I shoved that asstube into Alby's ass and then I filled his ass with piss and rocketsauce.
Asstube by speedman225 March 17, 2007
Content creator on YouTube targeting non-active males with workout videos where every day is ass day.
Hi i'm a Asstuber, today is leg day, wait, I meant ass day!
Asstuber by HotInTheCity October 13, 2023
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026