Ass Trough 

A toilet.

I spent two hours on the ass trough after I ate three fajitas from Taco Bell.

Ass Trough by DaHolmes February 21, 2023

that ass though 

phrase used when someone sees a nice ass.

*see a boy/girl walking down the street and they have a nice booty*
friend1: wow look at that ass!!

friend2: that ass though!

that ass though by uyegryuterlcbnj July 10, 2014

Ass Through Mouth

Haveing anal sex with a whore through a cut out hole in the mouth of a photo of your ex-girlfriend

I was so drunk last night I pulled an "ass through mouth" on this tranny I met.

Ass Through Mouth by JoeBob111 January 4, 2008

Have a baby through my ass. 

Take a really big dump.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.

Have a baby through my ass. by kingbruin May 21, 2011

Jump through my ass 

Used primarily in the military as a term similar to "jump through hoops."

A long arduous bureaucratic process.

Man, I had to jump through my ass to get stationed in San Diego

Jump through my ass by SFMC May 24, 2009

whistling through my ass 

Talking complete and utter nonsense. When something someone is saying is so completely and totally inaccurate and worthless that its value equates roughly to a whistling noise emanating from the anal area.

Phil said he's going to run for President next year!
Yeah right, he's just whistling through his ass!

Do I know what I'm talking about here or am I just whistling through my ass?

whistling through my ass by Jotinmick March 24, 2016

Jumping through my ass 

A d-prime phrase used to describe a hectic or busy day. A person being so busy and rushed they literally feel they have turned themselves inside out via their back end to try to get things done.

My day is so hectic I'm jumping through my ass.

Jumping through my ass by Buckeye Unicorn May 28, 2018