Ass tit

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Two huge tits that aren't perky at all. Gravity has done it's toll on these titties. Usually you would think that big tits would be good, but not these tits, these tits are ass tits. They resemble an ass on a womans chest, and you can't help but wait for an excretion of methane gas from said womans ass tit cleavage.

The woman fell down the stairs breaking her neck. Thank God, because she had terrible ugly ass tits.

Ass tit by funnykid87 November 10, 2009

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Ass tit

A dumb hoe

Ugh that dumb ass tit slept with him

Ass tit by Jekskdk June 27, 2016

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ass over tit

to fall over badly

"did you see me on the hill?"

"no, what happened?"

"i went ass over tit man!"

ass over tit by Gooner!!! June 16, 2009

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tit ass

Noun. Term used for someone who is being a bit more than an ass but is not acting in a manner that would warrant the suffix 'hole.' Thus, adding 'tit' before ass grants an ambiguous yet wholly satisfying insult.

Dude, stop being such a tit ass.

Ashley was actin' a tit ass after she got home, wasn't she?

tit ass by Dingoface April 3, 2009

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National ass and tit pic day

Send this to a chick and see wot chu get

Ahaha look it’s national ass and tit pic day

National ass and tit pic day by BIGDICKDADDU July 12, 2021

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Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

1. The ultimate comeback, often times rendering the usee speechless, followed be a tea bag to emphasize your point.

2. Someone you really don't like at all kind of like a cum guzzling titless faggot.

1.Holy fucking ass crackers that guy just cut me off! What an Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

2. Douche: You fucking twat I will murder you!

Not a Douche: Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt (Tea bags douche, rendering him speechless).

Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt by BRayLujan July 12, 2010

Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

1. The ultimate comeback, said in rapid succession often times rendering the usee speechless, followed be a tea bag to emphasize your point.

2. Someone you really don't like at all kind of like a cum guzzling titless faggot.

Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt by BRayLujan July 17, 2010

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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