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The act of slapping one's ass, often in conjunction with one or more ass(es); an insult often derived by pulling one's pants down, instructing someone to place their face vertical to the ground and within the vicinity of exposed ass, and summarily having it slapped by said ass.
Your so stupid, you deserve an ass slap.
ass slap by SuperJohnny March 6, 2009
When playing a sports game (ie) Fifa 11 and getting slapped 2-1 by Real Madrid when your Barcalona
Man you got your ass slapped 2-1 as Barcalona!
Ass Slap by JBregz February 19, 2011

Ass Slap Friday 

A misogynistic game used to have an excuse for men to slap women’s asses.
Girl 1: “Ugh, is it Ass Slap Friday again?”
Girl 2: “Well, I guess I’m a part of the 97% now.”
Ass Slap Friday by K. Nicky April 15, 2021

Ass slap Wednesday

Ass slap Wednesday by anonymous April 14, 2021

Ass Slap Friday 

Every Friday is Ass Slap Friday so feel free to slap people’s ass and spread the word!
Kaeden: Hey you guys, it’s Ass Slap Friday.. you know what that means😏
Ass Slap Friday by _dumb_dumb_boi_ December 22, 2019

ass slap friday 

Friday is the day where you are allowed to slap anyone's ass especially if they are wearing leggings, yoga pants, spandex, etc
On ass slap Friday he walked past 10 girls and slapped their ass
ass slap friday by The wizard696969 February 25, 2014
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