Ass Midget

a person who is short tempered, good sense of humor, short, and an ass.

Lynn can be such an Ass Midget.

by A.Giant. February 8, 2009

Giant Midget Ass

Adj.

An ass with midget-like features, on someone who is not a midget. Features: bulbous, protrusive, and disproportionate to the person's size.

Implication: should not reproduce.

"Damn! All those years of hocking back Taco Bell has given that woman Giant Midget Ass."

"Do these pants give me Giant Midget Ass?"

"That Gollem (see meth addict) bitch has Giant Midget Ass."

by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009

dumb bitch ass dogshit midget

When someone who is really short and dumb and ugly is also dogshit at everything they do.

steven jacob cortez is such a dumb bitch ass dogshit midget

by jacob1738 January 14, 2021

assmidget

A complete and total asshole - similar to the definition of asshat.

That guy was such an assmidget for not letting us bring our chairs into the concert lawn area

by BatgirlWSB August 11, 2008

asswidget

A comeback name for someone who is being a dick.

What the fuck Tom? You're an ASSWIDGET!

by wings of wax July 28, 2011