Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

a face like a fist full of ass holes

An extremely ugly person.

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.

by ddooley January 7, 2008

Ass holes

A certain area you don't stick/lick/or smell.
If this occurs, you could A.)Smell bad B.)Have a dirty penis C.)Die from shit ingestion.

Other meaning- A jerk, meanie, bully, teachers, parents, your mom, or any other ugly/mean person.

Ass holes-Chris Brown.
More than likely your dad.

by Magggot November 7, 2010

fuzzy ass homeslice

. . . . . .Shane . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

We got a ride from fuzzy ass homeslice today.

by aME AND cRIS September 15, 2004

fuzzy ass homeslice

. . . . . . .Shane. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

This will really piss off fuzzy ass homeslice

by aME AND cRIS September 15, 2004

It ought a burn there ass holes out

What some people say about the summer who know global warming is taking place and are frustrated with ass holes who can't get that down in there head and/or who just don't care.

I'm fed up with those global warming scoffers this summer it ought a burn there ass holes out.

by Deep blue 2012 February 25, 2010

Sons Of Vaginal Ass Holes

Sovah Health. Danville & Martinsville, Virginia. Hospital and Medical.

"Welcome To Sovah; Sons Of Vaginal Ass Holes!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 17, 2023