Ass Cobra

1. a penis that "accidently" slithers into the ass of another male counterpart see also: gaysex

2. Someone who is always getting in your pants and biting your ass
The closet gay man has a stealthy ass cobra in which to rape his straight friends.
by jodax July 15, 2003
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big ass fuckin cobra

A big ass fuckin cobra that has been known to eat owls in its search for tacos. Also will eat indians when angered.
A big ass fuckin cobra just stole my taco wat a bitchass.
by Dingojones June 25, 2006
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