Ass Claper

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1. A person (generaly a fat male) who has a large anus, and (or) anus cheeks. They are called ass clapers because when they walk the sound of their anus cheeks 'slaping' together makes a sound similar to clapping. This can be heard much more clearly if the person is jogging or running.

2. Male who wears tight pants that tend to be most tight arround the anus. Ass clapers are funny sights to see because they have troubble moving their legs because of the tightness.

1. When the fat guy had sore hands, he ran back and fourth to show the preformer appreciation.

2. It's so much fun to 'hit and run' with ass clapers! If you punh them and run away they can never catch up!

Ass Claper by ne s November 6, 2010

Words you can keep

ass clapper

one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a Harley Davidson at idle.

WOW, did you hear Holly's fart...it was a real ass clapper.

ass clapper by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007

Cleveland Ass Clapper

The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.

Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!

Cleveland Ass Clapper by streetwhiz April 18, 2009

hot-ass clapper

When slammin a hottie from behind, the force and friction of penetration cause the ass cheeks to violently clap together causing extreme sound.

I am going to give your mother a hot-ass clapper.

hot-ass clapper by Livi January 7, 2005

Ass Clapper 130

The nickname of the AC 130 killstreak in Black Ops and other CoD games.

Player 1: Dude! I almost have my eleventh kill!
Player 2: Oh yeah! Send out the Ass Clapper 130!

Ass Clapper 130 by AC9 April 13, 2011

ass cloper

A man with a certain urge to butt-rape you.

Get away from me you ass cloper!

ass cloper by Bob Dirty Sanchez January 3, 2004

ass clapper

stupid white girl; especially skanks and hoes that like to take it up the butt, as they do they clap and scream for joy they also have jiggly arms and thighs that are also used to clap fuck.

Yo man your girlfriend is an ass clapper.... last night the people next door thought we were having a party because of all the clapping

ass clapper by assmaniac July 26, 2010

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026