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Ass Claper 

1. A person (generaly a fat male) who has a large anus, and (or) anus cheeks. They are called ass clapers because when they walk the sound of their anus cheeks 'slaping' together makes a sound similar to clapping. This can be heard much more clearly if the person is jogging or running.

2. Male who wears tight pants that tend to be most tight arround the anus. Ass clapers are funny sights to see because they have troubble moving their legs because of the tightness.
1. When the fat guy had sore hands, he ran back and fourth to show the preformer appreciation.

2. It's so much fun to 'hit and run' with ass clapers! If you punh them and run away they can never catch up!
Ass Claper by ne s November 6, 2010
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ass clapper 

one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a Harley Davidson at idle.
WOW, did you hear Holly's fart...it was a real ass clapper.
ass clapper by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007

Cleveland Ass Clapper 

The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.
Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!

hot-ass clapper 

When slammin a hottie from behind, the force and friction of penetration cause the ass cheeks to violently clap together causing extreme sound.
I am going to give your mother a hot-ass clapper.
hot-ass clapper by Livi January 7, 2005

Ass Clapper 130 

The nickname of the AC 130 killstreak in Black Ops and other CoD games.
Player 1: Dude! I almost have my eleventh kill!
Player 2: Oh yeah! Send out the Ass Clapper 130!
Ass Clapper 130 by AC9 April 13, 2011

ass cloper 

A man with a certain urge to butt-rape you.
Get away from me you ass cloper!
ass cloper by Bob Dirty Sanchez January 3, 2004

ass clapper 

stupid white girl; especially skanks and hoes that like to take it up the butt, as they do they clap and scream for joy they also have jiggly arms and thighs that are also used to clap fuck.
Yo man your girlfriend is an ass clapper.... last night the people next door thought we were having a party because of all the clapping
ass clapper by assmaniac July 26, 2010
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