Ass Cakes

In Israel:

Ass cakes is basiclly a really bad dope, bad hash- So bad that it smells like Ass Cakes.

Janet: "Matt, Why is there so much ASS in the cake?!"

Matt: "Damn Ass Cakes material, ey"

by Rasta J March 30, 2009

Ass cake

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.

Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

ass cakes

when shit dries on the ass hairs and hardens,

When I woke up this morning, I obviously did not wipe my ass good enough because I had some ass cakes dangling from my ass.

by Roger Golding February 19, 2003

ass cakes

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

ass cake

moron, cocksucker

Searyx is a total ass cake.

by SearyxLicksBalls July 24, 2003

Ass Cake

A horrible smell; originates from the smell of drying dog poo on a hot summer day

That milk is bad; it smells like an ass cake.

by Mary Lauren November 27, 2007

ass cake

a piece of shit that is round in shape

by 3stripeDude August 03, 2003