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ASQUIRE T.S.E. VICIOUS::

Asquire is a young Subgenius Reverend Doktor, who, on July 3rd 2003, gained Sainthood through acts of humility and charity. Amoung chairmanship of several popular Subgenius panals and groups, Asquire is also recognized as the figurehead for all homosexual Subgenii.
"Asquire is well known for co-founding the Subgenius Gay Teen Squad"
Asquire by Aaron Butler January 4, 2004
Words you can keep

Asquared 

The two most amazing amazing girls ever. Both of there names happen to start with an A. They are super cute, and both have a nice ass. They are the life of the party. all the guys want a piece of asquared.
Mike: damn, Asquared just walked in!
Kevin: yeah, the parties here now.
Asquared by YEAHHHBuddeh December 9, 2011

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency 

The clean version of "Fuck Bitches, Get money".

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. Life is simple. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"

tactically acquire 

A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.
*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?
tactically acquire by Kreator89 February 7, 2010

acquired taste 

Another way of saying "this stuff is shit but you'll get used to it".
Guy 1: This moonshine tastes like shit
Guy 2: It's an acquired taste

Guy 1: Scat porn is shitty.
Guy 2: It's an acquired taste
acquired taste by Midi4n December 9, 2008

Disregard women, acquire currency 

A more formal version of the popular saying, Fuck bitches get money.
shortened- DWAC

pronoounced- duhwaaahk
Stephen and christina know how to Disregard women, acquire currency all day everyday.

Acquired Toxicity 

It is a behavior that is learned over a period of time, which cannot be unlearnt because it is imbibed in one's personality.
My friend couldn't date Samuel because he apparent acquired toxicity from his previous relationship.
Acquired Toxicity by Lalari April 28, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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