When someone is angry at everything and hates on others for no reason.
Friend 1: "Why is Dave always so angry and hating on people?
Friend 2: "Bro, poor guy is suffering with ASPS.
Friend 1: That's too bad. At least he's good with his mouth.
Driver: You see that fuckin guy cut me off in that lifted truck?
Passenger: Yeah, he definitely got ASPS
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'