ASPS

Angry Small Penis Syndrome

When someone is angry at everything and hates on others for no reason.

Friend 1: "Why is Dave always so angry and hating on people?
Friend 2: "Bro, poor guy is suffering with ASPS.
Friend 1: That's too bad. At least he's good with his mouth.

Driver: You see that fuckin guy cut me off in that lifted truck?
Passenger: Yeah, he definitely got ASPS

by Guadalupay November 20, 2021

Asp

Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.

Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

asp

noun. A small poisonous snake.
from Greek

"Look at that asp!"
"Get away from it!"

by Julia P. June 08, 2005

asp

at some point

asp you will need shoes

by ethanleeswife October 18, 2022

asp

After School Prison

Ugh i have to go to asp tomorrow.

by itzme? January 31, 2019

The Asps

General feelings of agitation

"What's up with David? He's been pretty on edge recently."

"Don't worry about that, he's just got a case of The Asps"

by DoubleAs October 18, 2016

ASP

Anonymous Sex Party

Did you get an invite to the ASP? I heard it was going to be a classy event.

by Cmack45 June 13, 2014