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aspden by winkletoes June 11, 2024
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aspenbergers
Dammit Anna, you've spent so much time writing SQL queries that you're saying stupid stuff like "Aspenbergers"!
aspenbergers by MikaFlo2009 April 25, 2022
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Aspen
Most amezing friend you could ever have , they are always supportive and they give the best advice. They are sometimes horny and they are amezing at flirting , they are so special and most people don't even realise it if your friend is called Aspen give them a hug they'll need it
Aspen is my best friend
Aspen
Aspen is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. They are beautiful in almost every single way. They are the most innocent, kind and caring partner you'll ever have and, even though they are WAY out of your league, they still care about and make time for you. They have the cutest speckling of freckles around their face and blue eyes that make your heart melt. They never understand any of your innuendos so you always have to explain it to them and the way they flush red when they finally do get it makes your heart jump. Every time you see them, they make your heart flutter and your cheeks flush and they just brighten your day. Their laugh is like the tinkling of bells and you want to hear it all the time, you tend to wander what other sounds they can make ;)
There's only one true Aspen that no other can match up to but if you do find yourself one, hold them and never let them go (unless, yk, they want to leave)
There's only one true Aspen that no other can match up to but if you do find yourself one, hold them and never let them go (unless, yk, they want to leave)
Aspen is the love of my life, and even though I'm scared to tell them out loud, and they do not have to reciprocate, I love them. I love them more than the ocean loves the moon. I love them more than Achilles loved Patroclus or Catra loved Adora. I love you Aspen, I always will.
Aspen by edgydeityy November 23, 2021
Aspen
Aspen is a person who is known for her smile and great personality.she has her days but in the end she’ll always be there to put a smile on your face.shes sarcastic,funny,caring,fun,clumsy,and blunt she tells you how it is because she wants your best interest. She’s also very pretty and knows how to dress.She’s loyal and will do anything for the ones she loves she gives off positive vibes and also loves food and is good at sports she’s also super creative and good at anything she does she’s super wise despite experience and is trustworthy and intelligent and can have her bad days but she always rises above
Aspiengirl
Aspiengirl by Aspie Crusader August 15, 2013
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