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aspenbergers 

A highly offensive portmanteau of the words "Aspen" and "Asperger's"
Dammit Anna, you've spent so much time writing SQL queries that you're saying stupid stuff like "Aspenbergers"!
aspenbergers by MikaFlo2009 April 25, 2022
Aspynne, is the most beautiful girl. She’s a goofball for sure, her smile is everything. She’s one of the most genuine people you’ll every meet. Her smile/ laugh will brighten up your day in a flash. She’s a person who you’ll want to be around for the rest of your life. She’s also a very good person to talk to and she is a very good listener as well. She’s also a VERY good at dancing. Aspynne is so attractive she makes every boy faint once they see her. Aspynne is a very romantic and sweet, she’ll make you feel a way None other has. Overall she’s a very generous, genuine, beautiful, kindhearted, silly, one of a kind person. She is perfect.
Jack: Hey have you seen aspynne?
Bruno: Oh that on HOT BEAUTIFUL ONE OF A KIND GIRL?
Jack: YEAH MAN
Bruno: No, but I really want to make out with her.
Jack: darn.
Aspynne by Aspynne November 24, 2021

aspensexual 

Back off she only likes people called aspen
Because she is aspensexual
aspensexual by C h a d69 November 23, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026