Asol
Asol by Eastlosfinest February 9, 2022
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(noun) A mellow person who is secretly a cello playing ninja at night; A person who ostracizes people (adj)To be mellow yet aggressive at the same time; To be a person who ostracizes other people in Math class; (verb)To ostracize people in math class; To slap people and not notice while sitting on a couch.
(1)Joe: Want to work together, since I'm pretty sure that I'm smarter than Scott?
Alex: . . .
Joe: Fine be that was and ostracize me, you ASOL!
Alex: Huh? I didn't Ostracize you. I just didn't hear you.
Joe: Sure....Liar!
Alex: I am not a liar!
(2)Joe: So Sarah whats on ur schedule for tonight?
Sarah: I don't know
(Alex, who is sitting next to Joe, tapping his shoulder with her hand, slaps Joe in the face and doesn't notice)
Joe: Ow...
Alex: What?
Joe You just slapped me!
Alex: I'm sorry! I didn't notice.
Joe: You ASOL...
Alex: . . .
Joe: Fine be that was and ostracize me, you ASOL!
Alex: Huh? I didn't Ostracize you. I just didn't hear you.
Joe: Sure....Liar!
Alex: I am not a liar!
(2)Joe: So Sarah whats on ur schedule for tonight?
Sarah: I don't know
(Alex, who is sitting next to Joe, tapping his shoulder with her hand, slaps Joe in the face and doesn't notice)
Joe: Ow...
Alex: What?
Joe You just slapped me!
Alex: I'm sorry! I didn't notice.
Joe: You ASOL...
ASOL by Nicholas D. Wolfwood April 25, 2004
ASOL
pron. AH-SOL
A step on from SOL (which obv. stands for SMILE OUT LOUD which OBV. was invented by Hotmas and Steffue and no other fools). To A (pronounced AHH) SOL is to actually smile out loud as opposed to simply claiming to smile like ApeoplewhoclaimtosmilebutAdon't.
In fact, A (still pronounced AHH) can go before anything said to mean you are AHH-ctually doing it.
A step on from SOL (which obv. stands for SMILE OUT LOUD which OBV. was invented by Hotmas and Steffue and no other fools). To A (pronounced AHH) SOL is to actually smile out loud as opposed to simply claiming to smile like ApeoplewhoclaimtosmilebutAdon't.
In fact, A (still pronounced AHH) can go before anything said to mean you are AHH-ctually doing it.
asol
Any sign of life?
Have you spent the last few days too drunk to speak to your old man?
Do you not love me anymore?
Have you spent the last few days too drunk to speak to your old man?
Do you not love me anymore?
Hey sweetie, asol?
asoline
Take the "g" off of "gasoline" and you get "asoline"! (Pronounced: ass-o-leen). If you fart a lot it means you have a lot of asoline and can possibly fill up a car's gas tank in the asoline to gasoline converter. if you don't fart much at all, you are low on asoline and need more! So many eat a can of beans or something and stay fuel for the whole day! The more asoline you have, the faster you go. ;]
Person 1: Dude, have you ever seen that kid run so fast?
Person 2: No, but I think he has asoline.
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Friend 1: Dude, Friend 0 smells like mega ass!
Friend 2: He uses the diesel version of asoline...
Friend 1: Oh...I use unleaded, the normal stuff.
Friend 2: Yeah me too but the diesel gets you the bitches
Person 2: No, but I think he has asoline.
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Friend 1: Dude, Friend 0 smells like mega ass!
Friend 2: He uses the diesel version of asoline...
Friend 1: Oh...I use unleaded, the normal stuff.
Friend 2: Yeah me too but the diesel gets you the bitches