Asol
Asol by Eastlosfinest February 9, 2022
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(noun) A mellow person who is secretly a cello playing ninja at night; A person who ostracizes people (adj)To be mellow yet aggressive at the same time; To be a person who ostracizes other people in Math class; (verb)To ostracize people in math class; To slap people and not notice while sitting on a couch.
(1)Joe: Want to work together, since I'm pretty sure that I'm smarter than Scott?
Alex: . . .
Joe: Fine be that was and ostracize me, you ASOL!
Alex: Huh? I didn't Ostracize you. I just didn't hear you.
Joe: Sure....Liar!
Alex: I am not a liar!
(2)Joe: So Sarah whats on ur schedule for tonight?
Sarah: I don't know
(Alex, who is sitting next to Joe, tapping his shoulder with her hand, slaps Joe in the face and doesn't notice)
Joe: Ow...
Alex: What?
Joe You just slapped me!
Alex: I'm sorry! I didn't notice.
Joe: You ASOL...
Alex: . . .
Joe: Fine be that was and ostracize me, you ASOL!
Alex: Huh? I didn't Ostracize you. I just didn't hear you.
Joe: Sure....Liar!
Alex: I am not a liar!
(2)Joe: So Sarah whats on ur schedule for tonight?
Sarah: I don't know
(Alex, who is sitting next to Joe, tapping his shoulder with her hand, slaps Joe in the face and doesn't notice)
Joe: Ow...
Alex: What?
Joe You just slapped me!
Alex: I'm sorry! I didn't notice.
Joe: You ASOL...
ASOL by Nicholas D. Wolfwood April 25, 2004
ASOL
pron. AH-SOL
A step on from SOL (which obv. stands for SMILE OUT LOUD which OBV. was invented by Hotmas and Steffue and no other fools). To A (pronounced AHH) SOL is to actually smile out loud as opposed to simply claiming to smile like ApeoplewhoclaimtosmilebutAdon't.
In fact, A (still pronounced AHH) can go before anything said to mean you are AHH-ctually doing it.
A step on from SOL (which obv. stands for SMILE OUT LOUD which OBV. was invented by Hotmas and Steffue and no other fools). To A (pronounced AHH) SOL is to actually smile out loud as opposed to simply claiming to smile like ApeoplewhoclaimtosmilebutAdon't.
In fact, A (still pronounced AHH) can go before anything said to mean you are AHH-ctually doing it.
asoline
Take the "g" off of "gasoline" and you get "asoline"! (Pronounced: ass-o-leen). If you fart a lot it means you have a lot of asoline and can possibly fill up a car's gas tank in the asoline to gasoline converter. if you don't fart much at all, you are low on asoline and need more! So many eat a can of beans or something and stay fuel for the whole day! The more asoline you have, the faster you go. ;]
Person 1: Dude, have you ever seen that kid run so fast?
Person 2: No, but I think he has asoline.
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Friend 1: Dude, Friend 0 smells like mega ass!
Friend 2: He uses the diesel version of asoline...
Friend 1: Oh...I use unleaded, the normal stuff.
Friend 2: Yeah me too but the diesel gets you the bitches
Person 2: No, but I think he has asoline.
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Friend 1: Dude, Friend 0 smells like mega ass!
Friend 2: He uses the diesel version of asoline...
Friend 1: Oh...I use unleaded, the normal stuff.
Friend 2: Yeah me too but the diesel gets you the bitches