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Asmongoon 

An Asmongoon is one who displays a cult-like adherence to Asmongold's beliefs. They treat what he says as the word of God, tend to hold no critical opinions of their own, and act as though they are superior to anyone who doesn't watch him. To make matters worse, Asmongoons are often actively belligerent towards those who even slightly disagree with Asmongold.
Person 1: "Hey, man. I disagreed with something Asmongold said about WoW. Now a few of his fans have been cussing me out for two hours. What's up with these guys?"

Person 2: "They must be Asmongoons. They trot around on their high horses acting like they're holy knights or something. Just block'em, man."
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Asmongolding

1) Using your clout for free shit

2) To bald
I finally started asmongolding until I got my epic mount!

Shit man, now that I'm 40 I'm asmongolding.
Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020

Asmongolding

1) To use your clout for free shit

2) To bald
I just start Asmongolding until I could finally afford my classic mount

Shit man, once I turn 40 I'll start Asmongolding
Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020

Asmongold 

Asmongold is bald
Asmongold by ChaseRay October 2, 2018

Asmongolding

1. To use your clout to get carries in WoW
2. To lose your hair
"Dude I just spent the whole week asmongolding and got free gear from simps"
Asmongolding by Zayata October 19, 2020

Asmongolding

1. To use your clout to get carries in World Of Warcraft
2. To lose your hair
I'm asmongolding to a 2500 Arena Rating
Asmongolding by Wowwords October 20, 2020

Asmongolding

1. use your clout to get carries in WoW

2. to lose your hair
Hey man, are you asmongolding? A: Yeah man, unfortunately... just look at that bald spot.
Asmongolding by Mcconell November 9, 2020
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