Asmongoon

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An Asmongoon is one who displays a cult-like adherence to Asmongold's beliefs. They treat what he says as the word of God, tend to hold no critical opinions of their own, and act as though they are superior to anyone who doesn't watch him. To make matters worse, Asmongoons are often actively belligerent towards those who even slightly disagree with Asmongold.

Person 1: "Hey, man. I disagreed with something Asmongold said about WoW. Now a few of his fans have been cussing me out for two hours. What's up with these guys?"

Person 2: "They must be Asmongoons. They trot around on their high horses acting like they're holy knights or something. Just block'em, man."

Asmongoon by PuddyTatKiller02 May 5, 2022

Words you can keep

Asmongolding

1) Using your clout for free shit

2) To bald

I finally started asmongolding until I got my epic mount!

Shit man, now that I'm 40 I'm asmongolding.

Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020

Related Words

Asmongoon • Asmongolding • Asmongold • Amongoose • assmonsoon • Amonglon • amongondese • Amongooses • Asmongolded • Asmongoldism

Asmongolding

1) To use your clout for free shit

2) To bald

I just start Asmongolding until I could finally afford my classic mount

Shit man, once I turn 40 I'll start Asmongolding

Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020

Asmongold

Bald

Asmongold is bald

Asmongold by ChaseRay October 2, 2018

Asmongolding

1. To use your clout to get carries in WoW
2. To lose your hair

"Dude I just spent the whole week asmongolding and got free gear from simps"

Asmongolding by Zayata October 19, 2020

Asmongolding

1. To use your clout to get carries in World Of Warcraft
2. To lose your hair

I'm asmongolding to a 2500 Arena Rating

Asmongolding by Wowwords October 20, 2020

Asmongolding

1. use your clout to get carries in WoW

2. to lose your hair

Hey man, are you asmongolding? A: Yeah man, unfortunately... just look at that bald spot.

Asmongolding by Mcconell November 9, 2020

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026