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assholeness 

to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole
-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.
assholeness by hate you November 5, 2007
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assholenergy 

The energy exerted by one who tends to speak sternly or aggressively firm, while also tending to speak accurately and truthfully, and not always at the opportune time for someone else. Despite this, it also carries the intention of humor behind that same stern truth.

It is understanding the weight of timing and disrespecting it with absolute authority in the interest of the brutal truth.
"I can't believe you called out Nick for his rude remark, on his birthday no less! He's a nice guy but he did deserve it. You've got some real assholenergy."

"Thanks, and fuck you too, Michael."
assholenergy by Trackstain April 1, 2021

Assholeness 

Blatantly being rude to someone, speaking your opinion and having others not care what you think. Honesty is the best policy right?
T:Does my butt look big in these jeans?
B:When does it not?
T:Im glad i get your sense of humor because you have allot of assholeness in your personality.
Assholeness by aisatan November 21, 2011

assholeness 

doing ahole things to people.
name one word that sums up albert and law? assholeness!
assholeness by itsboosting March 12, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026