The day where you expect to ask out your crush but it never happens. And anyway tour crush probably wont do it either bc they probably don't use urban dictionary.

Guy: looks forward to ask your crush out day
*ask your crush out day comes*
Guy: *sits in bed*

Ask your crush out day by the white surprise November 15, 2020

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Ask your crush out and they have to say yes

April 20th ask your crush out if they dont say yes than that's your luck 🥵

Ask your crush out and they have to say yes.

Ask your crush out and they have to say yes by Ajay ajay April 18, 2019

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ASK your crush out-day

18th october we go ask our crush out. Don’t be lame guys and go ask your crush out! Or text him/her now 😂 NOW!

ASK your crush out-day Quick reminder don’t be a pussy and go ask your crush out :)

ASK your crush out-day by Cupido 💘 October 14, 2020

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Ask your crush out and they have to say yes

On December 3rd you can ask your crush out and they have to say yes

Hey Jess will you go out with me
Ew no

You have to it’s December 3rd
Haha it’s ask your crush out and they have to say yes day

Ask your crush out and they have to say yes by HATEROFNAs December 2, 2020

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Ask your crush out day 3

A day where you ask your crush out on July 25th

Alex: Hey, isnt it July 25th?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?

Ask your crush out day 3 by 69696969420420420 July 25, 2020

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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