1. A characteristic that is normally attributed to Asian people.
2. A strong bias towards people of Asian heritage.
3. A blindness towards differences in Asian races.
1. Claire: "I'm so good at math." Lee Won: "What the fruit? Stop stealing my asianisms."
2. Willie: "Oh my god. I just love Asians so much. I wish I was Asian. Then I would be cool like Jung Ho Pak." Misaki: "Hehehe, your asianism is velly silly. White people are cool too, you know."
3. Michael: "You're such a hot Thai girl, Tiffany." Tiffany: "Shut up, loser, I'm Vietnamese!"
1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.
(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.