Asian McFloy

He is the man next to you, your teacher, the guy who pumps your gas. He controls the destiny of all human life. He is the master of all living things and plastic. He is who he is and has always been. No he's not God, he's Asian McFloy. He is an unexplained mystery. Don't try to understand him. He is beyond the scope of human understanding. He's like the matrix, but living. He is Asian McFloy

Look its Asian McFloy.
Dude I heard Asian McFloy does it.
That's so Asian McFloy

by Cusher Van Buren December 2, 2004