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Ashleigh S 

Really beautiful girl that cares for everyone.Is very smart and wise in any situation.Likes fruit punch alot.easy to talk to and loves to party.very popular.
Best friend 1"Dude that Ashleigh chick wants to blow me"
Bestfriend 2"Dont do it make her ur girlfriend see how that goes"
bestfriend 3"i agree shes would be a gorgeous girlfriend and u can show her off"
Bestfriend 1"then i will make Ashleigh S my girl friend"
Ashleigh S by lynn0402 April 20, 2011
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Ashleigh S.

The most beautiful women you will ever meet, inside & out. She's so angelic you will swear she's from another universe. She will never judge you, only shower you with acceptance and teach you better (perhaps followed with a hard slap across the face.) She has no idea how amazing she truly is either. Her imperfections fit her like a glove-as if she were meant to be this beautiful catastrophe you can't help but stare at/get lost in. But don't forget, the devil was once an angel too, & this one was blessed with mad game and hard feelings, leftover from bitter heartaches and heartbreaks. If you ever get the time of day & are stupid enough to cross her, she will take back her endless amount of loyalty and shatter your heart into a million pieces faster than she gave it to you. She tries to stay low and keep to herself, yet everyone is always asking about her. She makes friends very easily but is always wise about who she keeps around for the long-term. She loves supporting other women, and although some won't like her, it's typically because they are filled with jealousy & hate of what she is. Although at times she can be very quiet and shy, she has a mind of her own & probably more balls to say what's on it than any of you do. She's independent and will have no problem reminding you of that. She's full of all the love and resilience in the world and is truly just a one of a kind. Not to mention, she ages like a glass of fine wine. I will always be rooting for my beloved Ashleigh.
GUY 1: "BRO WHO ARE THOSE GROUP OF PPL STANDING OVER THERE?"
GUY 2: " OH, WE CALL THOSE THE ASHLEIGH S. STANS"
GUY 3: "YEAH, ONCE YOU JOIN THE CLUB THERE'S NO GETTING OUT... JUST ASK OUR BUDDY JAKE."
Ashleigh S. by Smartiepants July 25, 2019

ashleigh shackelford 

A fatass racist who believes that all white people are "racist demons" that are "inherently racist and can never not be racist." She also begs for money and says anyone who doesn't is a racist and that donating to her "poor oppressed insert 20+ minority groups here self" somehow makes you less racist. She then spends all the money she gets on massive amounts of food, becoming more and more obesse. She also glorifies obesity by promoting false psudoscisnce that says that "being severely obesse is perfectly healthy" and pretends to be trans just so she can feel more oppressed, putting down trans people in doing so. (If she was actually a trans man she would take effects to appear less feminine due to dysphoria, but she doesn't) She even owns a propaganda network that promotes unhealthy lifestyles (obesity) and illegal activties. (like sex work and drug use) So TLDR, she is a racist, a scammer, a liar, a conspiracy theorist, a sexist, a transphobe, and just overall a terrible person.
"ashleigh shackelford is the most racist person in the last 10 years. And yes, she is more racist than Trump."

Samantha Ashleigh 

A girl that is obsessed with "Accidental Anal" and doing disgusting things with Blu-tac, if not for her hair you would think she was a teenage boy. She's also hates Disney.
"Urghh dont go near that Samantha Ashleigh if you like disney"
"Beware of potential accidents too"

Ashleigh 

Ashleigh is a kind, sweet and protective over the people she cares about. Never be rude, mean or bully an Ashleigh, otherwise she will become your worst nightmare. If you find an Ashleigh with green eyes befriend her. They are loyal friends and will do anything g to keep you happy. Can be cold and emotionless at times, just need to show her some love and she will be happy again!
"Look there is Ashleigh, protecting her friends again"
"Hey Ash!"
Ashleigh by #TheAnimalLife June 13, 2019

Ashleigh 

Ashleigh is amazingly perfect and mine. Fuck off
“Ashleigh is mine. Fuck off”
Ashleigh by BigBoiEgss May 28, 2020

Ashleigh 

A girl who is beautiful, smart, and gives really good advice. She's usually very musically talented, and an amazing singer. Ashleigh's are often gingers. They are loving and caring and have very bubbly personalities. They can also be very random at times. If you ever have ANY kind of problem, find an Ashleigh. Ashleigh's are the most amazing people you will ever meet. If you are an Ashleigh, I envy you(:
Ashleigh is so pretty.

She is so smart. She must be an Ashleigh.

Ashleigh is so cool.

Ashleigh is an awesome singer.

Ashleigh is awesome
Ashleigh by im_that_girl13 February 9, 2013
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