Skip to main content

Ash Kaash 

A Glizzy Goddess who has astronomically exceptional fellatio skills. A Throat Goat who has sucking abilities tantamount to that of a Dyson Hoover, fellatio that most can only dream of. Ash Kaash is a stupendously skilled individual in the profound art of fellatio. She can pull off the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo with relative ease. Skills that are attained by a significantly minimalist margin of individuals, guaranteed to make any heterosexual Homo Sapien Male ejaculate with 8 nanoseconds of application.

To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.

Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10

OVERALL: ∞/10

RANK: Throat Goat
Person 1: “Yo, you heard of that Instagram dime piece Ash Kaash?”

Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”

Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
Ash Kaash by SDNonce1331 August 7, 2020

Ash Kaash 

A Goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in 0.2 seconds
Imagine if Ash Kaash gave me the glock flock 3000
Ash Kaash by MegaMatt65 August 2, 2020

Ash kaash comment section 

The most down tremendous, astronomical, horrendous human beings on the face of this planet, they are so bad at life, they will die for ash kaash, they will do anything just to get a glimpse of her toes, they comment absurd things
person 1: "bro have you seen Ash kaash comment section on instagram and twitter."
person 2: " yea man one person asked for her discharge, they're so down bad."

The Ash Kaash

When someone gives you the best gawk hawk 3000 of your life. Your soul gets completely sucked out. Will probably only happen once in a lifetime.
"Dude I just got The Ash Kaash from Anna"
"I am completely drained"

"Damn bro u good?"
The Ash Kaash by thotbegone69 March 11, 2021

Dirty ash kaash

Man i got dirty ash kaashed last night
Dirty ash kaash by Hamood bb November 11, 2020

Dirty ash kaash

Man i got dirty ash kaashed last night
Dirty ash kaash by Hamood bb November 11, 2020

Dirty ash kaash

Man i got dirty ash kaashed last night
Dirty ash kaash by Hamood bb November 11, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
Load more