As-ham 

Daddy. You may call him daddy. Also known as the son of Txltyyy, Wife of Aaron, and more.

girl1: as-ham is daddy
girl2: wtf? she's our mom

As-ham by hot girl 69 from maldives January 18, 2023

Mutton dressed as ham 

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

Mutton dressed as ham by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021

dumb as a bag of hammers 

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid

My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.

dumb as a bag of hammers by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006

Ashams SA

If someone is being called Ashams SA by another person its to encourage them and make them know they are awesome.

Hey you are strong as an Ashams SA.
Or
Ni oru Ashams thanne

Ashams SA by Ashams SA November 24, 2021

ashamed 

How you feel after you masturbate.

"You should be ashamed of yourself, young man!"-Your mom

ashamed by cccccombobreaker June 10, 2013

Ashamed List 

When you hit a girl and she is a butter face, she gets added to your ashamed list. Nobody ever talks about their ashamed list, they just get made fun of by their friends for it.

After nailing 18 Cheeseburger Ass, Barry added another tick to his already lengthy ashamed list.

Ashamed List by Lazynutz July 4, 2005