Definitions by HamSandwich2

Mutton dressed as ham 

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

Mutton dressed as ham by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009