Artless 

Originally meaning unskillful or uncultured, Artless evolved into meaning not skilled or cultured in the art of deceit.

Arthur: " Hai guys "
Thomas: ' Whoa, you look so Artless without your clown costume on!"

Artless by Creative Man October 7, 2021

artless 

a person with no art skills

is this a drawing haha you must be artless you have no skillz

artless by MR TICKLERMCBOB August 16, 2016

Artless 

Someone without deceit, like very natural and simple and not trying to control you. Just being themselves.

She is so artless in the way she looks at the world - free from deceit and manipulation.

Artless by gotToBeKidding December 7, 2022

Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

armless John 

When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.

C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!

armless John by mconhero April 8, 2009

droopy-eyed armless children 

someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children

droopy-eyed armless children by theFishPillow March 27, 2011

armless 

Refers to a person who doesn't compare to another person.

Person 1: That person doesn't hold a candle to you.

Person 2: Why, are they armless?

armless by robert powers December 11, 2006