Artless
Originally meaning unskillful or uncultured, Artless evolved into meaning not skilled or cultured in the art of deceit.
Artless by Creative Man October 7, 2021
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artless by MR TICKLERMCBOB August 16, 2016
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Artless
Someone without deceit, like very natural and simple and not trying to control you. Just being themselves.
Artless by gotToBeKidding December 7, 2022
Armless Hitch Hiker
This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021
armless John
When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.
C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!
armless John by mconhero April 8, 2009
droopy-eyed armless children
someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.
Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.
Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children
droopy-eyed armless children by theFishPillow March 27, 2011
armless
armless by robert powers December 11, 2006
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