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A citizen of the United States who fully supports the second amendment as a means of personal protection against the government.
I regard Johnny as a true Armerican- have you seen his collection of machine guns?
Armerican by Fuzzylogix July 5, 2018

arterial spray 

The nasty, continuous spray of blood that results from wounds to major arteries.
Go watch some samurai movies to see some serious arterial spray.
arterial spray by Tronno November 15, 2004
I notice artricate expresses
artricate by Evolved words August 5, 2015

Arterial Carfunction

A situation where the person just “can’t even”.
In many, it will be accompanied with a red face and bulging veins about to bust.
When the dumb blonde proved Todd wrong, he almost had an arterial carfunction
Arterial Carfunction by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022
Absolute Alpha male. Largest cock anyone has every seen. "Up to his knees" in bitches. Also likes to attack anyone that says he isn't 5'6.
Man! That Arteria guy is such an alpha male!
Arteria: "Shut up"
Arteria by Bartmer February 8, 2020

Arterial Carfunction

When someone “can’t even”.
Causing a red face and bulging vein on the temple about to burst.
Todd almost had a arterial carfunction when the dumb blonde proved him wrong.
Arterial Carfunction by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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