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Absolute Alpha male. Largest cock anyone has every seen. "Up to his knees" in bitches. Also likes to attack anyone that says he isn't 5'6.
Man! That Arteria guy is such an alpha male!
Arteria: "Shut up"
Arteria by Bartmer February 8, 2020
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Artorias Syndrome 

A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.
Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.
Artorias Syndrome by DanZhukovin September 20, 2019
Asteria :: means 'of the stars/starry one' in Greek mythology, more commonly known as the name of a Titaness ( Also in Greek mythology ).
"Do you know who the mother of Hecate is? I heard hear name was Asteria."
Asteria by ৻ aura — July 20, 2021

Artesians 

Little people of most any description, seen only by rednecks in old Oly commercials.
Artesians are from Artesia, and they come up through Artesian wells at night.
Artesians by Downstrike December 26, 2004

artesian well

Artesian wells are named after the town of Artois in France, where the first one was drilled in 1126. The technique used was percussion drilling in which a rod with a hard iron cutting edge is placed in the bore hole and repeatedly struck with a hammer.


The name is now applied to wells of reasonable depth that produce water without the need for pumping.
This first artesian well was dug by the Carthusian monks. The bore was only a few inches in diameter, but the well penetrated strata impermeable to water reaching a lower layer of strata containing water under pressure. The water rose in the bore hole and flowed spontaneously out of it. ]
artesian well by Plinius September 25, 2005

asteria from tdk 

really nice mod and everyone likes her, has lots of friends, is online all the time and is the speediest responder in support. does lots of teagames and cool events. remembers everyone, so if you're nice to her she'll remember it forever. all her close friends call her ast because its cool. doesn't judge anyone and is okay with whatever unless it's someone being really mean.
Person: Omg is that asteria from tdk
Person2: Yes ast is very nice but if you get on her bad side thats a no no
Asteria: Yesh hello hehe

Person: can i get loyalty 1
Asteria: yea i got it!
Person: wowee thank u ast
asteria from tdk by lovietta November 20, 2020

Artoria Pendragon 

A character from the fate series. She’s a part of the servant class : Saber.
She’s also named the king of knights. The weapon she hold is named Excalibur in which she was able to pull out.
She’s sweet, trustworthy, brave, beautiful, and Cares for her master/ people she trust and likes. She also regret her past and wish to change that.
1: Do you know Artoria Pendragon from fate series?

2: Of course she’s my favorite!
1: Agreed!
Artoria Pendragon by Frfc July 14, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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