Bartmer's definitions

Gerd

A dumb idiot, used to describe how a being or object is being "rarted".

John: I put the milk in before cereal
Jenna: You're a gerd John if you do that

by Bartmer December 22, 2018

Foreman

A very attractive, visually pleasing female. Also can be used to describe females in general, as a whole.

Hey look! Look at the Foreman, she is a hottie.

by Bartmer December 22, 2018

Arteria

Absolute Alpha male. Largest cock anyone has every seen. "Up to his knees" in bitches. Also likes to attack anyone that says he isn't 5'6.

Man! That Arteria guy is such an alpha male!
Arteria: "Shut up"

by Bartmer February 8, 2020