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Definitions by Bartmer

Absolute Alpha male. Largest cock anyone has every seen. "Up to his knees" in bitches. Also likes to attack anyone that says he isn't 5'6.
Man! That Arteria guy is such an alpha male!
Arteria: "Shut up"
Arteria by Bartmer February 8, 2020
A dumb idiot, used to describe how a being or object is being "rarted".
John: I put the milk in before cereal
Jenna: You're a gerd John if you do that
Gerd by Bartmer December 22, 2018
A very attractive, visually pleasing female. Also can be used to describe females in general, as a whole.
Hey look! Look at the Foreman, she is a hottie.
Foreman by Bartmer December 22, 2018