Artefius

This is a dude with a huge cob of corn between his legs. He wanted to become a ballet dancer, but he's a bad dancer. His calmness and self-confidence can be exasperating.

Artefius - A bear with a kind heart and a cold mind, a fan of logic and common sense. Artephius (or Artefius) (c. 1150) is a writer to whom a number of alchemical texts are ascribed. Although the roots of the texts are unclear and the identity of their author obscure, at least some of them are Arabic in origin. He is named as the author of several books, the Ars sintrillia, Clavis sapientiae or Clavis maioris sapientiae, and Liber secretus.

Artefius by LapHon November 20, 2021

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it can send a woman into orgasm, which is no less awesome a feat.

In sex, it performs at least four distinct functions: first, by achieving a hard-on, it signals to the woman that its owner is both capable of having sex with her and eager to do so, which, if she finds him attractive, tends to kindle her interest. Second, by discreetly (or sometimes not so discreetly) pressing it against her increasingly warm pussy while they make out, he turns her on and gets her hot.

Arterius means he was blessed

arterius by Juan I was May 17, 2018