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arterius 

it can send a woman into orgasm, which is no less awesome a feat.

In sex, it performs at least four distinct functions: first, by achieving a hard-on, it signals to the woman that its owner is both capable of having sex with her and eager to do so, which, if she finds him attractive, tends to kindle her interest. Second, by discreetly (or sometimes not so discreetly) pressing it against her increasingly warm pussy while they make out, he turns her on and gets her hot.
Arterius means he was blessed
arterius by Juan I was May 17, 2018
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Clogging the Arteries 

When a group of people walk in a fashion that blocks a hallway or pathway making it impossible to walk around.
Those fat chicks are really clogging the arteries.

Arterisk 

any small time (>50 subscribers) youtuber who is constantly abused by friends and family in the comments of their videos even though they have nothing wrong with their content, commentary or anything like that.

inspired by the youtuber 'arterisk'
oh look that guy is an Arterisk
Arterisk by (©_©) April 6, 2015

Artorius 

Artorius is a absolute Chad
Artorius will make the boys drop to his feet like a chad.
Artorius by Timmy bob tim April 13, 2021
A hot guy with trauma, trust issues, abandonment issues, cold as ice yet is in fact a loverboy if you stick to him
Dude: I'm too bad for you Jelnar we can't be together coz I'll just keep hurting you
Jelnar: it doesn't matter, you don't have to keep pushing me away, I love you and I don't care what others think, and you're gonna be my aterius no matter what.
*silence* *kiss scene *
aterius by GOJO SUPREMACY July 1, 2021

Arterioscleriscious 

The state in which a food's deliciousness is directly proportional to the likelihood that it will harden one's arteries.
A BLT made with an entire pound of bacon? Arterioscleriscious!!!
Arterioscleriscious by Royston Lodge December 27, 2011

Cranial Arteries 

Little red tubes going through your brain that allow substances to be transfered there causing one to become intoxicated.
dude, theres a good amount of thc going through your cranial arteries
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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