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Arse-Biscuit 

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.
Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!
Arse-Biscuit by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

Arse-biscuit 

A turd or shit. As a plural, arse-biscuits indicates strong disbelief in the sentiment just expressed.
Husband: damn that arse-biscuit is redder than a motherfucker.
Wife: yes, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is in order?

Person1: Canadian football is superior since, with only 3 downs, there is more of an emphasis on a passing game.
Person2: Arse-biscuits!
Arse-biscuit by Trayfern August 29, 2013

arse biscuit 

Something drunk old irish priests say
Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"
arse biscuit by Chris "Kreejo" JJ September 24, 2006

arse biscuit 

An arse biscuit is usually an insult, it basically translates as your the piece of shit, hanging from someones arse hair, thats gone crusty like a biscuit! Usually a word to insult a man, as women dont tend to get arse hair!
Your a fuckin arse bisuit
arse biscuit by Bobina July 18, 2005

Arse Biscuit 

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.
(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"
Arse Biscuit by Steve Bush March 16, 2004

arse biscuit 

a large chocolatey coloured poo that looks remarkable like a yummy biscuit
You should have seen the arse biscuit I just fed the toilet!
arse biscuit by J Nesbitt December 3, 2003
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