Army cadet 

Miniature chavs who run round thinking they're all hard just because they have combat uniform and get to shoot rifles (legally this time) when all they do is roll around in the mud
Also known as pongos

In constant battle with sea cadets, air cadets and marine cadets

"Remember that pongo on greens camp?"
"Oh that army cadet! What a loser"

Army cadet by Waste of space... July 9, 2009

Army Cadet 

A person who thinks they are as hard as their mum’s penis just because they have the word “army” in their cadet force name.
The main traits of an army cadet is all round chavvyness, failure to clean up their buildings, poor personal hygiene and extremely strong B.O

Often known as “pongos”

The army cadets left the building uncleaned last night.

Army Cadet by Pheasant Lord February 8, 2018

Army cadet 

A self centered cunt who's only goal in life is to be a squaddie so that can tell girls that thre in the Army also there chavs

Person 1 "Did u see that army cadet"
Person 2 " no but i smelt them"
Person 1 " bunch of fucking pongo"

Army cadet by Suthsayer April 29, 2019

Army cadet 

The superior cadet organisation beter the petrol pigeons and puddle Pirates

Puddle Pirates:
Petrol pigeons:

Army cadets: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Army cadet by ◉‿◉◉‿◉◉‿◉◉‿◉◉‿◉◉‿◉◉‿◉◉‿◉◉‿◉ December 29, 2019

Army Cadet 

The best cadet force of them all. Looked up to by the puddle pirates (sea cadets) and the spaceys (air cadets). The army cadets are loved by everyone and gets named things like, Legends, God, Royal, etc.. Everyone loves the army cadets on camps and trips.

Air Cadet: OMG there goes an army cadet we must bow down to them
Sea cadet: Shut up already its disrespectful to the Gods

Army Cadet by Armycadetsarelegends April 3, 2020

army cadet force 

Army Cadet Force is an Association which involves; cadet leadership courses, drill, skill at arms, fieldcraft, first aid, military knowledge, orienteering (known as map and compass), and other subjects. They are better than the ATC (Air Training Corps/Air Fairies) and Sea/Marine Cadets because they just are. Forget Police cadets, etc, no one cares about them.

The Army Cadet Force is better than those Air Fairies

army cadet force by YaGrandma November 21, 2014

Australian Army Cadet 

The Australian Army Cadets (AAC) are a group of notoriously unintelligent beings, known primarily as “tanker wankers” or “crayon eaters” not dis-similar to the American Marines,
These cadets, once given a set of DPCU uniform and a complementary Styre will proceed to hide in bushes and muddy trenches, if found on an activity or in the wild remain calm, simply direct the Army Cadet toward the nearest navy encampment and remain at a safe distance as they run toward it in rage.

Members of the AAC hold little commonsense or mental function and should be avoided at all costs.

There must be Australian Army Cadets in the woods... I can smell the crayons already...

Australian Army Cadet by Sand shark April 8, 2021