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Armpit Choo Choo 

Fornication involving the use of an armpit where the male inserts his big veiny bastard of a cock into the females armpit, possibly sweaty but most of all preferably freshly shaven, or Western European style to avoid all chances of unwanted friction. Then, soon after the male inserts his Trouser Trout into her slippery pit, she goes on to make an up and down arm motion, something similar to a conductor pulling on the train horn, hence the Choo Choo, and helping to create all sorts of additional pleasure for the male, leading to a climax superior even to that of having sex with a young, feeble sheep.
Man 1: "Hey man, I'm looking for somethin' new in the bedroom, any suggestions?"
Man 2: "Isn't your girlfriend from Paris?"
Man 1: "Yea, why?"
Man 2: "Ever heard of the Armpit Choo Choo?"
Armpit Choo Choo by Call Me Brad November 17, 2009
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Armpit Choo Choo 

When a penis is placed under an armpit and the receiver moves there arm up and down like they are ringing a bell for a choo choo train.
This reminds me of my fourth grade camping trip when Mr. Hitchens broke into my tent, forced his cock under my arm, an ordered me to give him, an Armpit choo choo.

Armpit Choo Choo 

One must place ones cock inside anothers armpit and thrust persistantly untill ejaculation occurs.
Once I gave this top Lezza model an armpit choo choo, was so sweaty.
Armpit Choo Choo by Thanni October 1, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026