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Armpit Choo Choo 

Fornication involving the use of an armpit where the male inserts his big veiny bastard of a cock into the females armpit, possibly sweaty but most of all preferably freshly shaven, or Western European style to avoid all chances of unwanted friction. Then, soon after the male inserts his Trouser Trout into her slippery pit, she goes on to make an up and down arm motion, something similar to a conductor pulling on the train horn, hence the Choo Choo, and helping to create all sorts of additional pleasure for the male, leading to a climax superior even to that of having sex with a young, feeble sheep.
Man 1: "Hey man, I'm looking for somethin' new in the bedroom, any suggestions?"
Man 2: "Isn't your girlfriend from Paris?"
Man 1: "Yea, why?"
Man 2: "Ever heard of the Armpit Choo Choo?"
Armpit Choo Choo by Call Me Brad November 17, 2009
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Armpit Choo Choo 

When a penis is placed under an armpit and the receiver moves there arm up and down like they are ringing a bell for a choo choo train.
This reminds me of my fourth grade camping trip when Mr. Hitchens broke into my tent, forced his cock under my arm, an ordered me to give him, an Armpit choo choo.

Armpit Choo Choo 

One must place ones cock inside anothers armpit and thrust persistantly untill ejaculation occurs.
Once I gave this top Lezza model an armpit choo choo, was so sweaty.
Armpit Choo Choo by Thanni October 1, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026