Armies

The things kept in your sleevies.

Also how idiots say Army.

Have you seen my Armies?
No, because all I see are your sleevies.

by Fred McSteve May 19, 2009

armies

Another name for the appendages protruding from your torso.

Man, I did so many curls yesterday. My armies are really sore.

by mollywhoppyfloppy August 3, 2016

armies

Armies are the plural noun of arms. Derived from the latin word Brachium meaning the upper segment of the arm or forelimb extending from the shoulder to the elbow.
Armies holds some of the larger upper body muscles and are particularly expanded in men as they have a high amount of testosterone which helps build muscle strength in order to flex on the ladies and get some sweet puss. This serves the purpose of procreation and protecting ones children during aggravated disputes against other males.

"my armies hurt"

by skeetermcyeeter September 26, 2020

Armies of Darkness

The Armies of Darkness is a compound wording for the German Army (Wehrmacht). It is just like the expression "Nazi Army" a word to "strengthen" the evilness and the badness of the German soldiers.

Indiana Jones III: The Last Crusade

"If we don't stop them from taking the Holy Grail the Armies of Darkness will run over Europe!"

by The_Emperor July 14, 2009

Legions of armies of

A sarcastic or mocking description of the number of people or things one is dealing with. Usually followed by either a single or two digit number. This is more often said after being raged at by other people who complain how many more allies you have than them, usually when your numbers are much lower than what they accused you of having, to show them how stupid they sound.

Sure, you were no match for our legions of armies of five guys.

by Samesh July 25, 2010

Armless Hitch Hiker

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

armisti

what you would call a super cute/hot couple. You would only call them armisti if they are total goals.

Awwww, they are so armisti!

by Chug_Dady420 June 16, 2018