Armies are the plural noun of arms. Derived from the latin word Brachium meaning the upper segment of the arm or forelimb extending from the shoulder to the elbow.
Armies holds some of the larger upper body muscles and are particularly expanded in men as they have a high amount of testosterone which helps build muscle strength in order to flex on the ladies and get some sweetpuss. This serves the purpose of procreation and protecting ones children during aggravated disputes against other males.
The Armies of Darkness is a compound wording for the GermanArmy (Wehrmacht). It is just like the expression "Nazi Army" a word to "strengthen" the evilness and the badness of the German soldiers.
Indiana Jones III: The Last Crusade
"If we don't stop them from taking the Holy Grail the Armies of Darknesswillrun over Europe!"
A sarcastic or mocking description of the number of people or things one is dealing with. Usually followed by either a single or two digit number. This is more often said after being raged at by other people who complain how many more allies you have than them, usually when your numbers are much lower than what they accused you of having, to show them how stupid they sound.
This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dickain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.