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Usually the drippiest, waviest motherfucker in the room. Quiet, but rowdy with people he's comfortable with. Walks around with a quiet swagger. An Armie is a great friend to have around because they are fiercely loyal and they can be quite fun to be around.
Armie by kodak green November 22, 2021
A girl who is adventurous and very loyal. She makes the funniest jokes but sometimes could come off as rude.

Loves the company of others but still needs to have time for herself alone. She may look tough on the outside but is actually very sensitive and emotional.

Easily cries to sad movies and empathized deeply with others.

She has her own charm that you can simply love about her. Goal-oriented and is outstanding in organizing ang making up plans.

If you love her then don't let her go cause she's going to be there for you forever.
Guy: Hey, Armie! Want to go out for a drive?

Armie: No, sorry I have boyfriend.

Guy: Oh!
Armie by Fangirl-nim November 23, 2021
Armie (noun)
An elite male specimen who looks like he was genetically engineered by Greek gods and raised by Jordan Belfort.
He doesn’t walk, he arrives. The kind of man who makes other men question their masculinity, and women remember their unresolved daddy issues.
Can bench press your dad and probably taught your grandmother the family Lasagna recipe.
Fluent in sarcasm, style, and sexual seduction.
Has probably ghosted success because it wasn’t ambitious enough.
Synonyms: weaponized charm, endgame.
“Why does every Armie walk around like they know a secret about you?”
“Dude walked into the pitch meeting, closed $2 million, and left with the investor’s wife. Straight Armie behavior.”
"Did you see Armie benchpressed my mom and grandma after thanksgiving dinner last night?"
Armie by Qatiqua August 1, 2025
A walking paradox. Armie will gas you up, ruin your life, and still have the audacity to say “you knew what this was.”
He’s not your man — he’s the main event.
Tells you he’s busy building an empire, but somehow still has time to watch your story and disappear again.
Calls it “protecting his peace” when he ghosts you for 3 weeks.
Never argues. Just calmly makes you feel like the crazy one.
His cologne? Regret and curiosity.
You’ll never replace him — just date people who remind you of him and fall short.
“He texted ‘wyd’ with a period. Now I’m spiraling. I hate this Armie.”
Armie by Qatiqua August 1, 2025

Armie Hammered 

When someone gets so drunk you’re worried they might eat someone
‘Hide your toes, Josh is Armie Hammered!’
Armie Hammered by armieslefttoe February 15, 2021

Armie Hammer 

“Oi stop being Armie Hammer bro
Armie Hammer by Tdizzle26 January 21, 2021