Arizona Brownie

The product of microwaving a turd to thermonuclear temperatures.

Billy: hey mum what's for dinner tonight?
Mother: you've been a naughty boy today, so your father is making Arizona Brownies for you while we go out to panda express.
Billy: but Arizona Brownies don't have enough nutritional value.
Mother: too bad.

by Sidney Stevens December 18, 2022