Aristithis 

Tall ass mother fucker who is very lucky

He is cool

He is not gay

Aristithis is so fucking tall

Aristithis by Aim assist June 27, 2019

aristotlistic 

When u sound like a philosopher.

ZomgIMhot: lyk omg hi
ZOmGimcool: lyk hi
ZomgIMhot: lyk lol
ZOmGimcool: omg that iz lyk sooo aristotlistic!
ZomgIMhot: Zomg wtf thats lyk 6 syllables!

aristotlistic by eric von douchebag June 24, 2008

artistiphism

A common disease found among people who suck dick at drawing, painting, stamping, or any other artistic variation. Sufferers may find themselves sucking dick at one specific type of artistic endeavor, but being not too bad or even good at another. In the worst cases, sufferers just suck dick at everything art-related no matter how much effort they put forth. A very good justification for being fucking terrible at anything art-related. Similar to artistically challenged, just a better excuse.

Person A:"Dude, your photography skills are amazing! But what's that piece of shit painting you created over there?"
Person B: "Don't criticize that, I suffer from partial artistiphism."

Teacher: "Johnny, your work is complete shit. You're getting a D in art class."
Student: "Teacher, you can't give me a D! I suffer from acute artistiphism!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but no matter how much effort you put into art, you will always suck ass dick. You suffer from artistiphism."

artistiphism by pee-223 May 26, 2014

aristidis

A generally Greek person who is the best person you can meet and have as a friend. They can be identified by their dark hair and dark eyes. If you ever meet an Aristidis you should keep them close and be friends with them. They will never look down on you or abandon you and be your best friend ever.

Guy 1: Is your name Aristidis?

Aristidis: yes

Guy 1: Be my friend

aristidis by HEHEHEla February 15, 2021

Aristidis

He is a very good looking and sexy guy, with a big dick. Also he cares about others and he is funny because he can't stop making jokes about every little thing.He is a sexmacine that's why girls fall for him all the time.He is always the hottest person in the room

Person A:Do u know that guy Aristidis.

Person B:Ohhh! yeah the hot one .

Aristidis by Smith the big guy November 20, 2021

Aristidis

Pronounced 'a- rizz- sti- this'
Person with no rizz whatsoever, who thinks they have chances with women.

-Aristidis didn't come to Nick's birthday to go out with two girls.
-Man, how typical of Aristidis.

Aristidis by GeorgeKan24 April 19, 2023

Aristidis Mason 

A guy who prefers a bit a privacy, mind not looking him up?

Person 1: I love stalking Aristidis Mason
Person 2: Im going to report you to the police

Aristidis Mason by TheGuyInDaCorner November 20, 2023