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He is a very good looking and sexy guy, with a big dick. Also he cares about others and he is funny because he can't stop making jokes about every little thing.He is a sexmacine that's why girls fall for him all the time.He is always the hottest person in the room
Person A:Do u know that guy Aristidis.

Person B:Ohhh! yeah the hot one .
Aristidis by Smith the big guy November 20, 2021
Pronounced 'a- rizz- sti- this'
Person with no rizz whatsoever, who thinks they have chances with women.
-Aristidis didn't come to Nick's birthday to go out with two girls.
-Man, how typical of Aristidis.
Aristidis by GeorgeKan24 April 19, 2023

Aristidis Mason 

A guy who prefers a bit a privacy, mind not looking him up?
Person 1: I love stalking Aristidis Mason
Person 2: Im going to report you to the police
Aristidis Mason by TheGuyInDaCorner November 20, 2023

Aristide 

Normally a name given to a Greek guy with dark hair and dark eyes.

"Aristide" guys are rare, but this is for a good thing because they are amazingly hot, nice and lovable!
girl 1: OMG that guy is amazing I'de love to ...
Jess: ... Aristide's MY boyfriend...

girl 1: Ah.
Aristide by mareilsurmauldre January 15, 2011

Aristide 

Weed, Marijuana (not hash)

derived from the former Dictator of Haiti, Jean Bertran Aristide.

Kind of in the cockney vain of slang terms (rhyming with the original term, Aristide-weed)
I went down to the Plaza and I met a couple of fine african gentlemen who were able to introduce me to President Aristide
Aristide by Lou Stenspayce April 1, 2004

aristideified 

one who becomes compassionate towards others and thereby becomes deified. (based on the ww2 rescuer Aristides Sousa Mendes who became compassionate and later became an icon)
that guy became aristideified after saving the lady from drowning at the beach
aristideified by ari mendel March 11, 2008
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