argen 

The last word that most people utter before they die in combat. It is then usually followed by an uncontrolled bowel movement.

The gallant knight rode into combat only to have an orc carve a maggot hole in his belly. The knight screamed "argen," shit his pants, and then died a terrible death.

argen by Goochler October 21, 2010

Argen 

A god who gets all the girls, other guys feel like maggots before him everyone wants to be like him he is they’re idol and god

Argen is the best now bow down to him

Argen by thelordgc November 20, 2021

Argen 

The god of this world and the highest being on the universe all man fear him and the woman love him he is handsome and strong and has the biggest penis ever seen

Every male in this world dreams that one day they will be like Argen

Argen by thelordgc November 20, 2021

Argen 

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Argen by Argen21 February 24, 2022

agentphilip07 

agentphilip07 is the best person ever. He does all kinds of stuff online (on the internet), and is rich and famous. He makes and plays games. He has a lot of power online (on the internet). He is also very well-known everywhere.

agentphilip07 is the best person ever!

agentphilip07 by J250174 May 2, 2023

the agency 

The agency is a mysterious entity which was presumably founded in 2018. The first known encounter of the agency was on a Pokemon server where it quickly became a well-known name. The agency is mostly known on the internet but is expanding its presence exponentially. It is said that world champions, popular players and even global organizations are supported by the agency from behind the scenes.

While the main activities of the agency are unknown, there are numerous instances recorded where the agency "provides" its supporters with prosperity. Someone who is recruited by the agency is called an "agent", these agents are known to possess great luck and are bound to be successful in their walk of life. Supporters of the agency are donating to the agency in hope of getting provided with prosperity. Other means of supporting the agency are by buying the extremely rare merchandise, it is said that by simply wearing the merchandise one is blessed with good luck.

"I just won the lottery, the agency truly provides."
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toxic player: "noo, he just 6-0'ed me with my stall team"
agent: "gg kid, that's on the agency"
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agent 1: "i just won the world championships"
agent 2: "agency agency"

the agency by high speed rush May 20, 2020

Agent of Fortune 

An Agent of Fortune is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know; which is why they remain so obscure. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone or even there. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.

The best example that can be given for an "Agent of Fortune", is for a person to think back from where they are now, to what influenced their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.

Agent of Fortune by beowulf486 September 18, 2013