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when you get so cold that your wiener has shrinks in size so drastically that it becomes hard, yet not erect, in other words a hard chode usually accommodated by your scrodom looking like an old bee hive
dude when we went sledding it was so cold i got an arctic boner, took me hours to return to normal
by Vladboy11 January 12, 2012
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