The Peaceful Italian Mafia located in several different towns and cities that are connected to the Catholic Church. They like to various activities such as playing bocce, hold meetings, and eat lots of food.
"Did you go to The Society of Saint Michael the Archangel (Usually just said as Saint Michaels) Bocce Tournament last week?"
Michael is a warrior angel he has platinum blonde hair, deep blue eyes and high cheekbones. The depiction of lucifer is often confused with Michael, whereas Michaels brother lucifer has darker blonde hair and a square face and was an angel of music.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).