AquaDoug 

An AquaDoug is a creature originating as homo sapien but slowly evolving into a new species upon being bitten by a large, toothy, lake-dwelling fish - such as a muskellunge. The noticeable characteristics of an AquaDoug include; development of gills, sharp front teeth, an affinity for eating other fish, and impeccable swimming skills.

Did you see that giant fish turn that guy into an AquaDoug?!?

AquaDoug by anonymous September 18, 2022

aquadouche

The act of speeding up your vehicle mercilessly through a large puddle of water in close proximity to unsuspecting or suspecting pedestrians to achieve premature ejaculation while laughing at thier demise

"Omg Becky that guy just aquadouched all over you"

"He really hammered down and aquadouched me from behind"

aquadouche by Captain peanutbutter August 9, 2023