Named after a goddess and sure has every quality of one. She is an intelligent woman and has the most soothing voice. She's down for anything at anytime and has the ability to make one feel joyful. She can make anyone's heart flutter with just a glance. She has the best advice at the best times. She has the most beautiful smile and can make anyone fall head over heals for her. She is the definition of perfection.

Person 1: Bro why did it get so bright just now?
Person 2: i think you came across an Aparna.

Aparna by yourweirdsmolblob February 6, 2020

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Boner Hiding Apparatus

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

Boner Hiding Apparatus by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

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parkside apartments

ghetto apartment complex in decoto, ca where gangsters meet up

rich snob: "man i donut want to go to parkside apartments"
decoto gangster: "lets go egg some bitches"

parkside apartments by diaperbabybrother June 7, 2017

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aparentment

A basement location or other area of your parent's house that you as a twenty, thirty or forty something occupies and that you call your home or apartment. Usually circumstances force the adult to come back home--however then to create their own living space, the aparentment.

"Hey yes--come over to my aparentment--I have the whole downstairs".

aparentment by Petee4 December 10, 2010

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