Named after a goddess and sure has every quality of one. She is an intelligent woman and has the most soothing voice. She's down for anything at anytime and has the ability to make one feel joyful. She can make anyone's heart flutter with just a glance. She has the best advice at the best times. She has the most beautiful smile and can make anyone fall head over heals for her. She is the definition of perfection.

Person 1: Bro why did it get so bright just now?
Person 2: i think you came across an Aparna.

Aparna by yourweirdsmolblob February 6, 2020

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Boner Hiding Apparatus

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

Boner Hiding Apparatus by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

parkside apartments

ghetto apartment complex in decoto, ca where gangsters meet up

rich snob: "man i donut want to go to parkside apartments"
decoto gangster: "lets go egg some bitches"

parkside apartments by diaperbabybrother June 7, 2017

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aparentment

A basement location or other area of your parent's house that you as a twenty, thirty or forty something occupies and that you call your home or apartment. Usually circumstances force the adult to come back home--however then to create their own living space, the aparentment.

"Hey yes--come over to my aparentment--I have the whole downstairs".

aparentment by Petee4 December 10, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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