Aproblagy

The situation where you were so messed up and were a complete jackass the previous night you don't know what happened and you probably owe an apology to a lot of people.

RJ: I can't believe what I did last night. I was so drunk.

Dana: What the hell did you do?

RJ: I don't remember but I'm giving out an aproblagy to anyone I saw last night.

Aproblagy by jeezy$$ July 12, 2011

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Apoblogy

Pathetic excuse for a public apology made by using one's blog. Exceedingly common with celebrities and useless bags of skin like Perez Hilton.
Apoblogies are often insincere and backhanded.

-"Did you see what Kanye West did at the VMA's to Taylor Swift?"
-"Sure, but at least he issued that heartfelt apoblogy after...that really helped make him seem like less of a complete tool."

Apoblogy by Perfidious81 September 14, 2009

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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