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Apple Watch 

A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.
Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side
Apple Watch by Anony-mouse 🐭 December 10, 2020

Apple Watch 

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)
I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!
Apple Watch by 4uffin July 4, 2023

applewatch 

A 'watch' we wear every day but never actually use it.
-A dialogue
Friend: "Yo, are u ready to meet at 12:00?"
Me: "Sorry mate, my applewatch isn't fully charged, I think we should reschedule."
applewatch by DeepBlve January 26, 2023