Apple Orchard 

The one table in your house that has more Apple products on it than people living in the house.

Dad: Hey AJ can you grab me my iPad 3?
AJ:Where is it?
Dad: Its in the Apple Orchard, next to the MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPad 2, iPhone, iPod classic, and iPod Touch.
AJ: Ohhhh found it

Apple Orchard by Gomer B. August 7, 2012

Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663

A catchy phrase Marshall (from the CBS show How I Met Your Mother) uses to remember his password to access the results of his bar exam. The password in fact was aobcd8663.

"Dude what's my password?"

"Just remember apple orchard banana cat dance 8663"

Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663 by NPHpwns March 5, 2009

Apple Orchard Crunch

Derives from the original meaning of a Wifey or you woman whom you love very much. Your Apple Orchard Crunch is your everything and you will eat at any given moment to pleasure her. She is wife material and is a Wifey. Love and Peace over bombs in the middle east.

Bill: Hey, did you talk to my apple orchard crunch today?

Petter Cotton Tail: Yes, Why?

Bill: Fuck you nigga. dont you ever talk to my apple orchard crunch!!

Apple Orchard Crunch by Juice Rubix October 19, 2009

To land in the apple orchard 

(Partir dans les pommes in Quebec French): to faint in public, for whatever reason.

You need to land in the apple orchard a few times to figure out that you may have underlying health issues

To land in the apple orchard by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2022