Apple Jacker 

1. A person who openly admits to liking Apple Jacks cereal.

2. An individual whose taste buds cannot be trusted.

3. Synonyms: clown, goober, dunce, chaos gremlin.

“Did you just buy Apple Jacks? Wow… What an Apple Jacker.”

"Don't be an Apple Jacker."

Apple Jacker by 73954444 September 21, 2025

Apple Jacked 

Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".

I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.

Apple Jacked by S-ter September 25, 2008

Apple jacked 

When someone puts amphetamines in your apple jacks cereal

Shit I'm hella apple jacked and having a panic attack who keeps doing this!!!?

Apple jacked by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

Applejacked 

The process of having your Apple iPod stolen, usually as a result of wearing the tell tale white earbuds.

"Dude I was on the train last night and someone came up to me and stole my iPod!" "Dude you totally got Applejacked."

Applejacked by Christopher Jennings September 26, 2005

applejacked 

Characterized by marked muscular development; powerfully built; swole; ripped; jacked

"Man did you see that linebacker for the rams?"
"Hell yeah he was applejacked!"

applejacked by liljew July 4, 2008