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Apex Gamer 

The Apex Gamer has the unique ability to quickly master the techniques behind every video game he plays. Her skill is most apparent while playing real-time strategy games like Starcraft, or battle arenas like League of Legends. While playing against the Apex Gamer in a friendly or social circumstance, he may allow his opponent to win a respectable number of matches. But during competitive play, she is only rivaled by another Apex.

Most Apex Gamers do not revel in victory. They have grown accustomed to winning, and it is not a thrill unless they feel that they are properly challenged. They avoid bragging for fear of offending their less skilled friends. They find it most relaxing when facing off against self-proclaimed baddies, because there is no stress or fear of causing social tension.
Damn, Tom, another flawless victory? You're some kind of apex gamer.

Yeah, you don't want to challenge Sara, she's an apex gamer. You'll just end up humiliating yourself.
Apex Gamer by smithesquire August 30, 2013
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Alexgamer 

It means u are such a bad gamer.
Topaz is such a alexgamer
Alexgamer by YeaLilG January 16, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004